Creamy Noodle Casserole

 1 pkg (6 oz) egg noodles
1 pkg (8 oz) frozen broccoli cuts
1.5 cups cubed fully cooked ham
2 oz shredded mozzarella cheese
2 oz shredded parmesan cheese
1/4 cup butter, cubed
1/4 cup half and half cream
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper

In a large pot, cook noodles in boiling water for 5 minutes.  Add broccoli and ham; cook 5-10 minutes longer or until noodles are tender.  Drain; return to pan.  Stir in the remaining ingredients.  Cook and stir over low heat until butter is melted and mixture is heated through.

Mound Bars

 2 cups graham cracker crumbs
2 Tbsp sugar
1 stick butter, melted
1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
1 cup sweetened flaked coconut
1 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
1 (10 oz) pkg semisweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350.  Stir together graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and butter in a boil until moistened.  Press mixture into bottom of 13x9 pan.  Bake until edges are lightly browned, about 15 minutes.  Stir together condensed milk, flaked coconut and shredded coconut in a bowl, then spread gently over crust.  Bake until slightly puffed and light brown around edges, about 15 minutes.  Transfer to wire rack to cool.  Meanwhile, melt chocolate in a bowl set over a pan of simmering water, stirring until smooth.  Spread chocolate evenly over coconut, Let cool about 1 hour, then chill until chocolate is set, about 30 minutes.  

Hoisin Glazed Pork Tenderloin Bowls

 Marinade:
1/2 cup hoisin sauce
3 Tbsp sugar
2 Tbsp soy sauce
2 Tbsp sriracha
2 Tbsp rice vinegar
1 Tbsp avocado oil
1 Tbsp toasted sesame oil
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 tsp grated ginger

Pork Tenderloins:
2 pork tenderloins, about 1 pound each, silver skin removed
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp black pepper

Bowl:
8 oz fresh broccoli florets 
1 Tbsp avocado oil
1/2 tsp salt
3 cups prepared rice

In a bowl, combine hoisin sauce, sugar, soy sauce, sriracha, rice vinegar, avocado oil, sesame oil, garlic, and ginger.  Whisk until smooth and well combined.  Spoon 1/2 cup of the sauce into a small bowl and reserve for glazing and drizzling later.

Place pork tenderloins in a ziploc bag and pour remaining marinade over pork, turning to coat.  Refrigerate for at least 4 hours, up to 24 hours.

Place tenderloins in 13x9 pan and sprinkle all over with salt and pepper.  Place broccoli around pork and lightly drizzle with avocado oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper.  Bake at 350 for 40-50 minutes or until internal temperatures are 145-150.  During the last few minutes of cooking, brush pork with 1/3 cup of the reserved hoisin sauce.  

Pour the remaining reserved marinade in a small saucepan over med-low heat to warm up while pork finishes cooking.  

Let pork rest for 5 minutes before slicing into medallions.  Serve pork and broccoli over rice.  Drizzle with remaining warmed sauce.  

Serves 4

Sausage Rolls with Hot Honey

1 pound breakfast pork and sage sausage
1/2 cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese
1/2 cup panko breadcrumbs
2 eggs
2 Tbsp dijon mustard
1 Tbsp fresh thyme leaves
1 (17.3 oz) box puff pastry
2 Tbsp everything but the bagel seasoning
Hot honey

Preheat oven to 400 and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.  In a mixing bowl, combine the sausage, cheddar cheese, breadcrumbs, 1 egg and fresh thyme.  In a separate small bowl, whisk together the remaining egg and 1 Tbsp water until well combined.  Unroll puff pastry on a floured surface.  Use a rolling pin to roll it out slightly to create a large rectangle and soften the puff pastry slightly.  Cut the pastry in half to create two long strips.  Repeat with the second puff pastry dough, so that there are 4 long equal strips.  Divide the sausage mixture into fourths, shaping each portion into a long log.  Place each sausage log in the center, lengthwise along the pastry strips, pressing it down as needed so that it creates a long, thin line of sausage down the center of each puff pastry strip.  Brush one side of the puff pastry with the dijon mustard, then brush the other side with the egg wash.  Roll the pastry around the sausage, letting the egg wash act as flue, pushing the puff pastry together until it seals.  Flip it over so that the seam is on the bottom.  Using a sharp knife, score small slits into the top.  Cut into 1/2 inch rolls.  Place each seam side down on the prepared baking sheet.  Brush the tops with remaining egg wash and sprinkle with everything but the bagel seasoning.  Bake 18-20 minutes, or until the pastry is puffed and golden brown and sausage is cooked through.  Drizzle each sausage roll with hot honey, sprinkle with extra thyme, and serve warm.

 

Lime and Coconut Cocktail

 2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
2 oz Coconut Milk (or coconut cream for a thicker drink)
1 oz Coconut syrup
1 oz lime juice
1 oz guava syrup (or to taste)
Ice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with a generous amount of ice.  Shake vigorously for 10-15 seconds until well chilled.  Strain over fresh ice in a tall glass.

Quick Pickles

 1 cup water
3/4 cup vinegar
2 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
2 cloves minced garlic
2 med-large cucumbers, cut to your liking

Whisk all ingredients (except cucumbers) to dissolve sugar and salt.  Place cut cucumbers in a sealable container.  Pour liquid over cucumbers.  Seal and refrigerate for 24 hours.

Watermelon Ice Cream for Dogs

1 cup pureed (and strained) watermelon
5 oz plain greek yogurt

Stir together watermelon and yogurt.  Pour into ice cube trays or popsicle molds.  Freeze for 3 hours.  This is good for humans too!

Prairie Fire Dip

 2 cans pinto beans
4 Tbsp sriracha
1/2 cup pickled jalapenos
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1 tsp garlic salt
1 tsp onion powder
1 1/3 cup velveeta cheese, roughly chopped
4 oz roasted red peppers
4 oz green chiles, canned
1 can (14.5 oz) fire roasted diced tomatoes
1 pound ground beef
shredded colby jack cheese

In a large pot, add all ingredients except beef and colby jack cheese.  Over medium heat, bring to a simmer while stirring frequently.  In a saute pan brown the beef, making sure to smash out any large chunks.  Drain the grease and set aside.  After the velveeta is completely melted in the large pot, lightly mash beans with the back of a spoon.  Mix in ground beef and top with shredded colby jack cheese.  Serve with your favorite chips or put in a flour tortilla and make a burrito.

Puff Pastry Pizza Bites

 1 sheet puff pastry dough, thawed but still chilled
3/4 cup marinara
1/3 cup ricotta cheese
1/2 cup shredded parmesan cheese
12 pepperoni slices, cut into smaller pieces

Preheat oven to 400.  Lightly grease a 12 cup muffin tin with nonstick cooking spray.  Roll out the puff pastry on a lightly floured surface to slightly enlarge the sheet.  Cut into 12 equal squares.  Gently press each puff pastry square into the muffin tin cups, letting the edges stick out slightly.  Add about 1 Tbsp of marinara sauce into each pastry cup.  Spoon a small dollop of ricotta cheese on top of marinara.  Sprinkle shredded parmesan cheese over the ricotta and marinara layers.  Add pepperoni pieces, distributing evenly across the cups.  Bake 15-18 minutes or until the puff pastry is golden brown and puffed.  

Strawberry Lemonade Poke Cake

 1 pkg lemon cake mix
2 1/4 cup cold water
3 large eggs
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 lemon, zested and juiced
1 (3 oz) pkg strawberry flavored gelatin mix
1 (3.4 oz) pkg instant lemon pudding mix
1/2 cup milk
8 oz cool whip

Preheat oven to 350.  Coat a 9x13 baking pan with cooking spray.  Beat together cake mix, 1 cup water, eggs, oil and lemon zest and juice in a bowl with an electric mixer at low speed until combined.  Increase speed to medium and beat 2 minutes more.  Pour batter into prepared pan.  Bake according to package directions or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.   While cake is still warm bring 1 cup water to a boil in small saucepan.  Add strawberry gelatin mix; stir until dissolved.  Stir in remaining 1/4 cup cold water.  Use a toothpick to poke holes all over the cake.  Pour gelatin mixture evenly over top.  Chill until completely cool.  Stir together lemon pudding mix and milk in a bowl until slightly thickened.  Fold in whipped topping.  Spread pudding mixture over chilled cake.